The police are after a rape suspect right here in The Mish! I know, super scary, right?
Help us, help you, find the Mission Rapist. OMGTHEMISH! has exclusive details:
- Approximately 24-32 year old male
- 5’9″ to 6’2″
- Straight dark hair, perfectly schwooped
- Thin frame
- Noticeable stubble
- Dark skinny jeans
- Black hoodie over plaid button-up
- Thick plastic-frame glasses/wayfarer sunglasses if it’s sunny
- Desert/chukka boots
- Hidden tattoos
- Pack of American Spirits
- Messenger bag
- Fixed-gear bicycle with “rapemobile” decal
Here is an artist’s rendering of the culprit:
He's laughing at you, not with you.
If you see this man or a man who resembles him, point at him and scream “RAPIST!” then run to the nearest bodega and call the police. Do NOT hesitate. Help save the dignity of many helpless single girls in The Mission. Only you can prevent tragedy.
Alice Armstrong
Robby Aberdeen
