OMG the Mish!

Grand Coffee Is The Winningest

Alice Armstrong — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 20:01:03 +0000

…at life. At coffee. At everything.

I think it’s really impressive how they are working overtime to ensure that they cater to underserved demographics:

hell yes you do, grand coffee.

Rumors of a silent partnership between Grand and Siegel’s Clothing have been going around the Mish. Why? Because pimps love coffee. That’s why.

we f*cking love coffee. obv.

Another reason Grand is the best? Their dedication to bringing talented artists some limelight. From in-store art installations to give-aways of previously owned copies of Dumb and Dumber, the Grand crew is taking the Mish art scene to new levels:

HURRY! it’s filling up!

I’m entering to win. I’ve been digging through piles of street trash for months looking for a previously-owned copy of Dumb and Dumber. Thank you, Grand, for yet another opportunity to experience greatness.

Literal Double Rainbow

Robby Aberdeen — Thu, 06 Sep 2012 02:55:24 +0000

This one was a beaut! It attacked a church and everything. All pictures taken from 24th street.

We know which side the rainbow is on.

This is an ugly picture.

Hot tip: they are filming “Burrito Justice: The Movie” right now at La Taqueria

Robby Aberdeen — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 16:12:48 +0000

It looks like there is a big hollywood production going on right now at La Taqueria. There are costume trucks, actor trailers and cameras, the whole shebang. Does anyone know who’s acting in the scene?

Finest Anti-Graffiti Plea Ever.

Alice Armstrong — Thu, 10 May 2012 06:10:11 +0000

I meeeeean…. <3

BREAKING: Sweet Car Crash!

Robby Aberdeen — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 06:21:23 +0000

Hey Everyone, it’s been a while. If you haven’t already, check us out on twitter at @omgthemish. Now enough pandering, time to report some BREAKING NEWS. At around 10:00pm tonight a trio of youngsters were spotted joyriding around the mission in a stolen car. They tried to do donuts at 26th and Mission but ended up crashing right into Casa Guadalupe #3 where they only sell day old “pan”. After the accident, the culprits ran into Lilac Alley and changed clothes.

What is this world coming to when car thieves pack a change of clothes?

Maybe don't buy the cherry tomatoes today.

: Way to stick the landing!

Neighbors are dicks

Robby Aberdeen — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 05:17:19 +0000

The Elvis/Prince/Dolly house has officially burned down. Last week there was a dangerous fire in the top flat of a building that did not contain working fire alarms. It left two people in critical condition. This sign was placed outside the building the day after the fire:

Pointy tongues are the worst

Levity in the face of tragedy? Hogwash. This sign is heartless and crude and should not be tolerated in a civilized society. Not only that, it is just plain rude. Downstairs neighbors, you should be ashamed of yourselves.

If you’re feeling charitable, head on over to the donation site and join the trio of donors to this very worthy cause.

wecaused.it/24thstreetfire

If you feel like the correct response is combining alcohol and smoking instead, the victims are having a benefit this week Thursday December 15th at El Rio. The event will go until 4:30am to memorialize the two week anniversary of this fire.

WARNING!!! MISSION RAPIST ON THE LOOSE!!!

Robby Aberdeen — Sat, 10 Dec 2011 00:31:38 +0000

The police are after a rape suspect right here in The Mish! I know, super scary, right?

Help us, help you, find the Mission Rapist. OMGTHEMISH! has exclusive details:

Approximately 24-32 year old male
5’9″ to 6’2″
Straight dark hair, perfectly schwooped
Thin frame
Noticeable stubble
Dark skinny jeans
Black hoodie over plaid button-up
Thick plastic-frame glasses/wayfarer sunglasses if it’s sunny
Desert/chukka boots
Hidden tattoos
Pack of American Spirits
Messenger bag
Fixed-gear bicycle with “rapemobile” decal

Here is an artist’s rendering of the culprit:

He's laughing at you, not with you.

If you see this man or a man who resembles him, point at him and scream “RAPIST!” then run to the nearest bodega and call the police. Do NOT hesitate. Help save the dignity of many helpless single girls in The Mission. Only you can prevent tragedy.

KRUA = Suck A$$ Club

Alice Armstrong — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 23:39:20 +0000

Oh em gee, Mish-Fish, we are back and… WTF? There are approximately 7 jillion new restaurants blowing up the ‘hood, people with bad clothes are happier than ever, and you still can’t wear red past Cesar Chavez.

Robby and I decided to dive into some Mission mayhem this weekend, so we went to check out the new nightclub, KRUA (just a stroll away at 16th and Guerrero.) Apparently this used to be some lame-ass Thai resto, but we heard that the owners got hip to the needs of the neighbs. They are def gunning to be the next A1A Steak Lounge. Natch.

Xanax does NOT REQUIRE SILVERWARE, PPL. ( I can't sit down in this dress ne way.)

Geared up for some srs J-Pop, I decked out in my best six inch sling-backs + tiny tube shirt-dress, picked up Mr. Aberdeen (crucial accessory) and started getting crazy sloppy on those whiskey-filled chocolate balls. (It’s XMAS BIA!) When we got to KRUA, though, I was all “Where’s the line?” For reals, people, there were approximately negative five humans in the place. Maybe has something to do with the fact that they are totes crowding the dance floor w/ weird-ass tables. (Or weird ass-tables?) Oh and NO LIQUOR? WTF? How am I supposed to get crunk and make out with hella strangerz?

Verdict: KRUA Thai is NOT where the party is at. Unless you are into free ice water and cracking your shins on aluminum chairs while you get your freak on.

Cinco De Mayo Street Donuts

Robby Aberdeen — Fri, 06 May 2011 05:18:49 +0000

Don't worry, it's not a trick.

If you’re not enjoying the suburban tourist gang rape the neighborhood is experiencing right now, maybe head down to the 24th street BART station and enjoy some free donuts. Compliments of somebody.

Lips, tomatoes, vaginas, ART.

Robby Aberdeen — Sun, 01 May 2011 18:58:54 +0000

The text reads "A GIANT VAGINA"

This charming piece can be yours if you swing by Florida and 19th in the next half hour!