Archive for the ‘Phantasmagorical’ Category

Valencia in a nutshell

August 11, 2010

While visiting the South End Grill ‘n’ Bar for some P&T the other day, we found ourselves under a really sweet photorealistic painting of Valencia street.

The only thing they left out was the smell.

Highlights include:

  • Aggressive guitar strummer on steps of Social Security building insulting passers-by
  • Prius vs. Muscle Car
  • Gasoline for $2.99
  • Shady-ass guy in cowboy hat loitering in front of Glooncey’s
  • Truck parked bravely in the middle of the street

We love this painting. But, while mowing down on our happy hour half-priced macaroni (WIN), Alice and I began a list of things they forgot:

  • Line of hungry plaid-shirted boys smoking P-Funks outside Boogaloos
  • Creepy cult-faced coffee pushers outside of Teen Challenge
  • Police Station of Doom and Public Toilets
  • Man with cart asking for very specific amounts of change. ($0.37?)
  • Bikes chained in awkward/startling places
  • That blonde guy who’s always “covertly” snapping iPhone pics

Nice work, South End. Nice work.

The Notorious Megan (Stone Cold Killah)

May 10, 2010

Did you know that Mish grade-schools have decided to start teaching “Tagging” as part of the core curriculum?  Below is photo evidence of what I can only assume is a recent field trip, to put that paint into practice.

That "M" could use some work, homeslice.

I don’t think Megan has taken the workshop on “Choosing Your Handle” yet.   I mean, I like that she’s keeping it real by throwing up mad props to the name her mama gave her.   But the Mission po-po don’t mess around, Miss Megan; might as well have slapped your student ID up there, too.

Oh! And look! MEGAN HAS FUN WITH FONTS!

A Unique Twist on "Sans Serif!"

Two tags + two fonts + one wall + given name =  A+.   A-fucking-plus.

Yours,

Alice

Scientologist or Serial Killer?

March 12, 2010

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Halloween Comes Early For Kiddos

February 27, 2010

I haven’t seen Halloween in the Mish, but I’m sure it’s awesome.  I am envisioning hundred of kids of all ages running around with candy and costumes and a whole lot of high-fiving.

From what I can tell, the most popular costume for kiddos in the Mish is The Pimp.  This costume is so popular that stores are selling them eight months early.  Check the photos.

Kiddos are pimps too.

Golden pimp-stache.

Get your pimp ‘stumes now before they sell out!

First Response in Epic “Mish Competish”

February 23, 2010

So stoked!  Reader Heidi is officially the first person to enter our first for realz  “Mish Competish” !!!

Can't believe SFPD hasn't thought of this one yet!

HELLA MISH <3 TO HEIDI!  (And in answer to your question:  Si!)

Send us some hilarity for a chance to win, Mish-Peeps!


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