The police are after a rape suspect right here in The Mish! I know, super scary, right?
Help us, help you, find the Mission Rapist. OMGTHEMISH! has exclusive details:
- Approximately 24-32 year old male
- 5’9″ to 6’2″
- Straight dark hair, perfectly schwooped
- Thin frame
- Noticeable stubble
- Dark skinny jeans
- Black hoodie over plaid button-up
- Thick plastic-frame glasses/wayfarer sunglasses if it’s sunny
- Desert/chukka boots
- Hidden tattoos
- Pack of American Spirits
- Messenger bag
- Fixed-gear bicycle with “rapemobile” decal
Here is an artist’s rendering of the culprit:
He's laughing at you, not with you.
If you see this man or a man who resembles him, point at him and scream “RAPIST!” then run to the nearest bodega and call the police. Do NOT hesitate. Help save the dignity of many helpless single girls in The Mission. Only you can prevent tragedy.
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December 12, 2011 at 3:55 PM |
rape jokes. Classy.
December 13, 2011 at 7:55 PM |
Not really so funny is you live on the block where a woman was actually brutally raped this week.
December 13, 2011 at 8:07 PM |
for real?
December 13, 2011 at 10:02 PM |
Wow, making fun of rape. That’s really creative and intelligent (this is sarcasm in case you don’t get that). I heard that one of the women raped was dragged from Van Ness and 24th to Potrero, and with both victims, there was so much blood the city had to come wash down the sidewalks. Robby–you ever walked down 24th St and wondered if this was the night you might get your neck broken and be violently raped? Yeah, probably not and your definitely not in a position to be making jokes about it.
December 13, 2011 at 10:13 PM |
What jokes are you talking about, people? When you see a person who looks like the police description of a rapist, you’re supposed to be scared, right?
This tweet from @amymiller sums it all up
“Maaaaan somebody sent me that article about the Mission rapist and now I think everyones the rapist! Is this what being racist is like?”
This article does not condone fun, rape or racism!
December 13, 2011 at 11:03 PM |
“fun, rape, or racism”? i didn’t know there were people who thought making light of brutal rape in their own city was “fun”. i understand (well, hope) you’re trying to make some misguided point about the effects of fuzzy police descriptions of suspects, but turning it into some “haha, i’m a hipster!” joke is really not appropriate.
December 14, 2011 at 12:15 AM |
Hilarious!
December 14, 2011 at 5:42 PM |
I love you
December 14, 2011 at 11:33 AM |
“What jokes are you talking about, people? When you see a person who looks like the police description of a rapist, you’re supposed to be scared, right?”
The description above is totally inaccurate so I really don’t understand what you are talking about. I hope that anyone reading this realizes that you are giving a false description. Here is the real info: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/12/10/BAO61MAVUI.DTL
December 15, 2011 at 10:16 PM |
[...] Previously we broke some news about a guy raping people in The Mish. A new sketch of this “mission [...]
December 15, 2011 at 10:30 PM |
there are A LOT of things that shouldnt be made fun of that are….. and its funny.
this… is NOT funny.
at all.
December 22, 2011 at 8:11 PM |
This is extremely offensive. I’m embarrassed that you are at all associated with the mission. I’d like to see you show this to anyone who has ever been affected by rape and act like you actually think this is funny and that you are proud of it. You are disgusting.