Last Halloween, Robby peeped some tiny pimps gracing the window display at Siegel’s Zoot-Suitery.
One little homie particularly caught our eye, due to his killer ‘stache and straight up “I don’t give a fuck” attitude.
"Life ain't nothin but bitches n money."
Well look what Bling-Stache is up to NOW:
- “Avast. Ahoy. I’m a fucking sellout.”
This arrogant little poser thought he could ditch his Mission St. digs for THE PIRATE STORE? Upgrade to Valencia unnoticed? Swap out his cream cruising-suit for a crisp necktie and still have an ounce of street cred?
Enjoy your bougey new setup, Bling-Stache. We’re onto you.
Tags: 'staches, 'tudes, 826 valencia, fashion, O Valencia!, pimps, pirates, sell-outs, Siegel's
