Archive for April, 2010

Latin American Club For The Win

April 26, 2010

So this Saturday, I had the great pleasure of whiling away my hours at the Latin American Club!

What:  Cutest little “dive-bar-masquerading-as-chic-venue” ever.  Don’t be confused by the twinkle lights and the well-dressed thirty-somethings smoking expensive cigarettes out front.  The dusty taxidermy behind the bar will remind you that yes, you are in fact home, drinking in another of the great and gritty Mish dives.

Where:  22nd and Valencia.  Far enough from Mission Bar to make you feel fancy, but close enough to drunk food to keep your ‘tude in check.

That horse is about to be wicked tanked.

Why:  The bartenders are hella rad.  I mean, yeah, they look pissed when you order your $8 Margarita of Doom (this shit will have you passed out on Market St. in no time!)  But that’s just part of the L.A. love… Nothing says “Drink More Tequila” like an aggro eye-roll as you slap down your tip!

Also, this is a great place to commune with your fellow Mish-dwellers.  Everyone here is spinning a super positive vibe… as long as you don’t knock elbows in the throng.  Oh, and be sure to get on the crazy-secret Waiting List for a table by the door, just to make things legit.   Talk to the bearded door guy, he’ll hook you up and keep you from getting your clock cleaned by a stilleto-ed cougar with a penchant for snacking on innocent revelers.

To conclude, I urge you to watch yo’ back out front, ya’ll – There’s a moat of broken glass that grows on the sidewalk periodically, but that’s just to make you feel like you’ve earned the right to drink mad ‘ritas with the best of the best.

MISH LOVE!

Armstrong out.

Suspension Zone: No Dinos?

April 21, 2010

In our modern world, public telephones and phone booths have been reduced to retro kitsch.  That’s why the Mish is so refreshing: public phones galore!  On the pavement just beside one of these glorious phones I came across one of the most interesting sidewalk spray-paint political statements yet!

EPWA? Earthly Politics Warrant Apathy? Elderly People Want Apples? Eat Poo with Ass?

But what does it mean?  What do Brachiosaurs have to do with the Mish and phone booths?  Unless someone out there knows, it will remain a Mishtery.

How would you like your lion, sir?

April 5, 2010

I spent the good part of a rainy Easter Sunday wandering around the Mish looking for some Easter treats.  There were none to be found.  What I DID find, however, were two grocery stores on the same block with the same name: Casa Guadalupe.

The smaller one is beside “Mision Pie” and has a #2 on its banner.  (We’re assuming the bigger one down the road is #1.)  In any case, it’s #1 in my books. They didn’t have any xocolate eggs.  They DID have this:

Simba?

Are these lions free-range?  Factory farmed lions are the WORST.

Freaky Bunnies at Al’s Cafe (Good Food!)

April 5, 2010

The next time you’re on Mission Street past that corner where is starts going diagonally, check out this charming little resto run by ORIGINAL SAN FRANCISCANS.  It’s called Al’s Cafe (Good Food), and it’s been around since that big earthquake in 19whateversomething.  Luckily for everyone, all of the wait staff survived that brutal disaster, and they’re still serving up some good home-style cookin’ (just like ol’ Al likes it!)

Let me tell you, this Al guy knows what’s up.  He also has a flair for decor:

What an egg-cellent display!

I recommend the fish:  It comes with lemon, pepper and optional Miracle Whip.  If you find an old lady hair in your food, don’t worry about it!  It’s all just part of the charm at Al’s.  Now what do you want honey? Lemon?


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