Archive for March, 2010

La Corneta and what to do on a Tuesday night

March 31, 2010

I went to this colorful taco and burrito joint on Mission street last night, La Corneta.  I’ve walked by during daytime and been turned off by the loud horn music (is that where the name comes from?) and the long lines.  It was close to empty last night, which was sweet.  The only patrons were some guys visiting from France, some dudes from L.A. and some pot-bellied jock wearing plaid shorts and a backpack.

It was a nice and quiet place to enjoy what I was told was a fish taco (two fish filets stacked on beans with two small tortillas; completely unholdable/unfoldable, but delicious).

This bro was too busy on his phone to tip.

The French guys were asking the Los Angeleans where to go out for drinks and dancing, the Los Angeleans were trying to understand their Frenglish, and they were all clueless as to where they could boogie the night away.  This raises the question: what is there to do on a Tuesday Night in San Francisco if you’re from L.A. or Lyon on vacation and want to shake it up a bit?

Avanti in the Mish

March 22, 2010

One thing I enjoy about the Mish is the abundance of cool cars.  Check out this beauty:

I'd like to drive this one down a hill.

It’s a steely beige relic of times long past.  Times long past being the late 80s.  I can’t imagine that there are more than a couple hundred of these fire-breathers in the world.  Way to keep it real, the Mish.

I’ve heard of I ♥ NY, and I ♥ SF, but…

March 21, 2010

This is a little ridic, no?

So much for symmetry.

Scientologist or Serial Killer?

March 12, 2010

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Choosing a Dentist

March 10, 2010

There comes a time after moving to a new hood that you have to get settled.  For me, this means picking a dentist.  Luckily, I live in the Mish where there is a plethora of dental options all on the same block!

Mission Street’s Dental Dam:  This block on Mission between 20th and 21st houses dozens of dentists and more than one place to give you cavities (I’m looking at you La Quinta!)   Should I pick Gentle Dental?  Maybe Frank H. Chung?  It’s so hard to decide.  To me, dentistry is about aesthetics, so I have narrowed it down to two options.  Alejandro Arce, D.D.S. and the M.J. Bilafer Dental Corporation.

I'm on the fence about this one.

This dentist looks pretty legit.

Each of these places seem to cater to different crowds in the Mish:  A.A. to the tagged up Mission bar bathroom aesthetic and M.J. Corp. to the colorful, modern, corporate graphic designer style.  Which Mish smile should I choose?  I’m still torn!

Pi Bar and Flour+Water Getting Rusty

March 10, 2010

Dear Fancy Pizza Places of the Mish,

Don’t take this the wrong way, but I think you have a bit of redecorating to do.  I know you guys have probably been in business for years and years and haven’t noticed the subtle changes, but your signs have developed a LOT of rust.  (That tends to happen with iron in super-rainy places like the Mish.)

Maybe a new sign is in order.  Say, brushed aluminum this time?

Pi Bar's ancient Greek could use some sprucing up.

Iron + Water = Rust.

Mythbuster in the Mish

March 9, 2010

Trying to find out if the Torta Cubana is a myth or not.

I saw that one Mythbuster guy in the Mish.  Not the one with the big mustache.  The other one.  That’s his (glowing)  hat!

Back Home in the Mish (And Winners of Our Competish!)

March 9, 2010

OMG I am so happy to be back home in the Mish!  I was reading this great novel by literary juggernaut Nicholas Sparks and it really made me think of how much I love my new ‘hood:

The reason it hurts so much to separate is because our souls are connected.”  ~Nicholas Sparks, The Notebook

The Midwest?  NOT sick.  I do not hella heart it.  Not once was I offered a bacon-wrapped anything.  Not once did I translate the name of my dinner to learn I was eating goat spleen.  My tight new Community Thrift tees not only went unnoticed, but were often sneered at.  No matter how crazy-loud I cranked my Richard Wakeman iTunez, I could only think of getting back to Glooncy’s for Budweisers and a sticky round of Trivial Pursuit.

Lookin' smart, Glooncy's!

One thing was, for real, on my mind the whole time: WHO should win the first ever Mish Competish?  The answer came to me in this ridic dream (right after the part where I was at a poetry slam @ the 16th St. Bart Station):

Liz Dunn For The Win!

This was sixteen flavors of hilar, Lizzie D.  Send me an email (alicearmstrongstrong at gmail dot com) letting me know how epic you want your OMG the Mish! t-shirt.

MISH LOVE!

Mission Street Food: It’s for Real!

March 9, 2010

A few days ago I overheard someone talking about “Mission Street Food” and how amazing it was.  This weekend I got a chance to try it for myself.  I thought it might be some sort of outdoor restaurant or something, but no… It’s much more than that.  It’s a grassroots movement of residents participating in what is essentially a week-long tailgate party!  And it’s every week of the year!

The best part of the Mission Street Food Movement is that everyone’s invited to participate.  Here’s how: Drive your minivan along Mission Street until you find a spot, whip out the home grill, and BOOM!  Mission Street Food!  It’s just that easy.  Everyone I saw that night seemed to be cooking up the same thing: a baconator hot dog.  They just wrap a dog in bacon, grill it up with some onions and spicy peppers and serve to the masses.  Actually, the baconator is so prevalent, it has come to be the Mish’s only late night outdoor dining option.

I can’t wait until I buy a minivan so I can participate in the movement!  It’s going to be redic.  Baconators for all!

Foil sheets and tongs available from the ONE DOLLAR STORE

Amazing park right outside the Mission: It’s Dolores Park!

March 4, 2010

Hello everyone, I recently made an amazing discovery!  If you don’t know about this already, this one will blow your minds.  Next time you’re in the Mish at any point on 18th, 19th or 20th streets, start walking west.  Trust me, you’ll be in for a surprise.  What awaits you is a shining emerald oasis dotted with palm trees, blankets, guitars, sunbathers, dog poops and a healthy dose of earthy musk.  It’s Dolores Park, and it’s awesome.

It’s two square blocks of sloped grass with a playground, tennis courts, crappers, and even its own set of chill food vendors (I think they were selling “PB&MaryJ”?).  There are bottle collectors walking around, so go right ahead and drink a bottle of your fav. bev. and just leave it!  I spent the entire day there just soaking up the place, it was amazing.

In the very upper corner we have people doing yoga stretches, tiny dogs on tiny leashes and people worshipping the sun.  These people see the towers of downtown, and if the weather is right they can even see the San Francisco Bay.  From their perch, the whole city is stretched out in front of them.  To these people, climbing up to the top of the hill is worth the hassle for the feeling of connectedness and equanimity you can only get when surrounded by a people with a shared vision who are all equally comfortable with people in thongs.

At the bottom of the park, in the flatlands, people wear the shared uniform of nonchalance.  They come to a beautiful urban park and plop down at the easiest, flattest, most accessible place they can find.  They don’t mind the lack of view, they don’t need to know the rest of the city even exists.  Besides, biking to the top of a hill is hard work in a bike with no gears!  These people are content to sit or stand in tiny groups and maybe blare some obscure sounds out of a boom box while drinking beer from a can.  Occasionally, a childhood game breaks out.

In between are other contiguous groups who occupy their own little portion of land and on occasion interact with their neighbouring group.  There’s frisbee crowd, the gangsta crowd, the homeless crowd, the small crowd of families, the wine and cheese picnic crowd, the nerdy crowd, and sometimes the “let’s dress like giant plush animals” crowd.  When visiting, carefully choose your place among the ranks and you’ll be guaranteed a positive Dolores Park experience.

I can’t believe I didn’t find this place sooner.

Dolores Park, or D.P. for short.


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